Contributor's note

T----- D-------- was graduated from the Boston Latin School in 1987. Since then, he has consumed countless slices of pizza, en route to becoming the man of Chestertonian girth that he is today. In the early 1990s, he published some Ashberyan verse in a magazine called Mudfish. From May 2003 to September 2006, he wrote absolutely nothing. Currently, he considers himself "pro-life, pro-peace, and pro-ravioli except when they're stuffed with pumpkin."